"I'M A FIRST RESPONDER"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death. Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit. Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.4	description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode.
1:01.5	Hello?
1:03.0	Hi.
1:04.0	Hi.
1:05.0	How are you?
1:07.0	I'm really good.
1:08.0	I'm really good. How are you, Lyle?
1:10.0	Um, I'm doing better now that I am awake and alert.
1:17.0	I don't know if that made any fucking sense but what are you doing it does I'm putting together an IKEA table I'm hanging out with my cat he's turning 19 in a few weeks. You guys turning 19? How old do cats live too? That's a
1:36.7	depressing question they ask, but I'm curious. So I adopted him when he was 17. I read that they become senior when they're 12.
1:46.4	The average like expected I guess like lifespan is 15, but he's just chugging along.
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