"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to. Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears. Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.5	description to become a geck legend today all right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode
1:00.1	all from west to accept hello hi Hello?
1:03.4	Hi.
1:04.0	What's your name?
1:05.6	Wes.
1:06.6	What's your name? Wes.
1:07.8	Uh, what's going on with you, Wes?
1:10.1	Uh, what's going on with you, Wes? Um, well, I'm, I'm laying on the couch recovering from surgery.
1:18.0	Oh, what kind of surgery did you get?
1:21.0	Oh, I had a vasectomy.
1:25.0	You had a vasectomy.
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