THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story.Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one. DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.4	description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode. Call from crow. Hello.
1:03.4	Hi. Hi. How are you?
1:06.4	Hi. Hi.
1:07.4	Good. So I'll get right into what I would like to talk about. I've been wanting to talk about for a long time.
1:18.1	So per se you are going to hook up or date somebody and you only have a singular butt cheek.
1:29.0	Do you feel that you must discuss or preface to that person that you are missing in Ashghe?
1:41.2	Well look you you you use you said must
1:46.7	um I guess not must but like you would it be a good idea? Obligated, forget about obligated and must,
1:56.0	because those are what is, there's no authority in this,
1:59.0	in this universe that you're operating in.
2:02.0	So, are you talking about for your own sake?
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