“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:02.8	Hi, what is your name?
0:04.3	Juniper.
0:05.2	Juniper.
0:06.3	What's up Juniper?
0:07.4	It's the Gecko guy.
0:08.6	Holy shit.
0:09.8	Holy shit.
0:10.8	Oh my God, I'm literally getting
0:12.7	fucking brisket sandwiches.
0:16.4	You're getting brisket sandwiches.
0:18.1	I'm in my head I'm like you're I can tell that the excitement that I sense from you over the phone is
0:24.8	significantly it's significantly more related to the brisket sandwiches than it is to
0:29.7	being on this phone call right now and I am with you on that. I'm like I'm vicariously
0:34.1	excited about the brisket sandwiches. Yes and no.
0:38.0	Um, Juniper, what's going on, dude?
0:47.0	Well, right now I can't find my husband's credit card. Why is your husband paying for the brisket sandwiches?
0:54.0	Because he's nice.
0:56.7	That's good. That's a good reason.
0:58.0	He's like basically my sugar daddy.
1:00.3	Well, that's a box of nerds.
1:01.8	He's your brisket daddy, yes.
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