“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex.
Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello? |
| 0:02.8 | Hi. |
| 0:03.7 | Hey, what's on? |
| 0:05.7 | Not much. |
| 0:06.7 | Who is this? |
| 0:08.7 | My name is Stephanie. |
| 0:09.7 | My name is Stephanie. What's up Stephanie? |
| 0:11.9 | How you doing tonight? What do you want to talk about? |
| 0:14.0 | Um, shit. |
| 0:17.0 | There's a couple of things. I don't know. |
| 0:20.0 | What's more entertaining to talk about to be honest because I don't want to |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah, okay, you know what I want I want to nip this in the bud really quickly and and norm normally I'll say this to you normally I mean I'm like |
| 0:37.9 | when I'm talking to callers I am in a mindset of like let's try our best let's like steer the conversation in a way that's |
| 0:45.2 | entertaining to the people who are spending their time listening to this but |
| 0:48.9 | something about in this moment right now I'm like, hey fuck it. |
| 0:52.8 | Let's just you, it's, you and me, Stephanie, |
| 0:54.8 | let's talk about whatever the fuck you want to talk about, |
| 0:57.9 | you know, I don't care about if it, we could talk about your fucking grass. |
| 1:01.9 | We're fine. |
| 1:03.0 | That's really nice of you. |
| 1:05.0 | So what do you want to talk about? |
| 1:08.0 | I mean, so I broke my leg on the 19th of December and that's been not fun so there's that. |
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