THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:03.6	Hey, what's up man?
0:04.6	What's happened, dude?
0:06.6	What's your name?
0:07.6	My name is Dusty.
0:10.2	Are you all right, Dusty?
0:12.4	I'm all right, Dusty? I'm alright. I'm all right. I'm fine.
0:17.0	Uh, what's going on with you, man? You sound like I just woke you up.
0:21.0	Oh, no, no, I'm just, I'm doing I'm killing there's a long day you know now we're here.
0:29.3	But yeah I'm awake.
0:31.3	What's it? Well dusty. Well Dusty, um, tell me my good sir, what would you like to talk to a gecko about today?
0:41.0	Well, I mean I could you I like to do
0:45.0	about this thing that happened basically I could you I like to do ketamine I don't know if I can say that on here but but yeah I like
0:56.6	say whatever you want.
0:58.6	Fuck yeah I like doing that and one I ended up doing that and like drinking some alcohol
1:06.4	which like makes you like kind of like black out but it like also makes you stay conscious and I like had like a full on or gee with like my best friends and like
1:17.5	are chicks and then like do not remember any of it was completely conscious through all of it,
1:22.4	woke up the next day like it was completely conscious through all of it,
1:22.6	woke up the next day, like,
1:24.8	laying next to like a massive dildo,
1:27.5	and like that's how I found out.
1:29.3	I was like, oh, something went down.
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