I Love Murder (with Amy Miller)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Amy Miller comes to the pod to settle an age-old feud with Caleb (started like a month ago?) and to ignite a brand-new feud with Shelby (over burritos). And there's also her Golden Record, which is loaded like a Bay Area super-burrito with artifacts to communicate to the aliens what they need to know about human life. Caleb and Shelby and Amy also discuss the scariest sound collage of all time, which, incidentally, is what NASA sent to the aliens. Amy's Artifacts Watching a grown man try to take off his hoodie, and then his undershirt also goes up a little and you making eye contact to acknowledge that you witnessed the hotness (human behavior) Being super mad but not being able to help laughing (human behavior) The last three bites of a Bay Area carnitas super burrito (culinary advancement) Cabbage fart joke from The Golden Girls (audio-visual) Sam Rockwell dancing (human being) Vine “I want to be famous.” (audio-visual) YouTube “More sand.” (audio-visual) So I Married an Axe Murderer Soundtrack (audio) Dateline (audio-visual) Movie theaters with recliners, a full bar, and a full menu including milkshakes (human experience) Scented candles from Target (human ephemera) A salvation tract, preferably "Some Day You Will Stand Before God" (document) The Diary of Anne Frank (document) Original Voyager Artifact "Footsteps, Heartbeat, Laughter" (audio) Follow Amy and listen to her on her podcast Who's Your God? Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyage.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.8	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.0	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, Shelby.
1:03.4	Caleb?
1:04.1	We are in different places right now.
1:06.8	This is the second time this has happened on the pod.
1:08.9	Oh, yeah, it is.
1:09.6	Lauren Lapkis this episode.
1:10.9	Wow, it happened for two icons also.
1:13.4	Two, absolutely icons.
1:15.8	Can't talk about her yet, though.
1:16.8	Shelby, what have you been up to?
1:19.2	Oh, yesterday I went to return clothes with you and you forgot the clothes in the car.
1:23.6	Or you forgot the clothes at home.
1:25.1	You didn't even forget them in the car.
1:26.4	And that's iconic. And that's iconic.
1:28.2	We drove all the way to Glendale.
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