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Keeping Records

Hard and Wet (with Jacquis Neal)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Actor, podcaster, and producer Jacquis Neal (Culture Kings, The Cast, UCB) puts together one of the most well-rounded records we here at not-NASA have ever seen. Film, television, music, food, and human experience—it's all on there. We fully endorse Jacquis for President of the United States of America. Jacquis's Artifacts Jay-Z, "Meet The Parents" (audio) Martin (audio-visual) The Truman Show (audio-visual) Skinny Dipping in Provincetown, MA (human experience) Crispy Onion Chicken Recipe (food and document) Original Voyager Artifact Greek Greeting: "Greetings to you, whoever you are. We come in friendship to those who are friends." (audio) Follow Jacquis on Twitter and listen to him on The Cast with Rae and Jacquis Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black and friend I wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.

0:27.8

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:31.7

Bonjour, Tormo.

0:32.8

Manitia.

0:33.4

Ola and saludos at all of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:43.2

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.8

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.0

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, do you think that was a normal length of us doing that or like a longer one?

1:07.5

That was longer for sure.

1:08.1

That was a longer one? That was longer for sure. That was a longer one. We went a little longer. But at the same time, maybe not even in length so much as it took more turns.

1:15.7

Vives.

1:16.0

Vives.

1:16.6

Vives.

1:17.8

Vives.

1:18.7

Vives.

1:18.7

Vives.

1:19.1

Vives.

1:19.1

Vives.

1:19.8

Vives.

1:20.1

I liked it.

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