“I’ll Eat Things That Are F*cked up Like Chicken!” with Pete Holmes | 14

I Love My Kid, But...

Wondery

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.9 • 756 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This week “Crashing” creator Pete Holmes joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT… becoming parents has turned them into people they never thought they’d be. Kurt confesses that all his future dad fits officially reside in a dirty Costco clothing bin. Pete admits he broke his “famously vegan” streak by succumbing to his daughter’s left-over chicken nuggets. But all the parental torture is worth it when your kids show flashes of affection, even if they come after you’re forced to dig through the trunk of your car in 100-degree weather because your child insists they need their mittens… NOW.

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0:00.0	Hey, parents, just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for kids.
0:06.8	We like to swear.
0:09.4	So if you're with your kids, you may want to save this one for later, or if you want them to be really cool, let them listen now.
0:20.6	My name is Feed Holmes, and I love my kid, but ellipses.
0:24.2	I am also a person with needs.
0:27.6	No, you're not.
0:29.2	No, you're not.
0:30.3	From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia.
0:32.5	I'm Megan Galey.
0:33.4	And I'm Kurt Brown-Oller.
0:34.4	And this is I love My Kid, But.
0:51.5	Welcome to the show.
0:53.1	I love my kid butt.
0:59.8	I guess your weekly respite from being told things about parenting.
1:03.5	We're not going to tell you anything about parenting.
1:08.9	Except that I'm really excited about Pete coming up.
1:09.6	Me too.
1:10.2	Yeah.
1:12.1	You know, he gave us very sweetly.
1:13.2	He gave me a snoo.
1:14.6	That's right.
1:16.1	Oh, my.
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