“Cupcakes, That’s All the Kids Want” with Colton Dunn | 15
I Love My Kid, But...
Wondery
4.9 • 756 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
This week everyone’s favorite “Superstore” employee, Colton Dunn, joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT… they didn’t know becoming a parent would give them superpowers!? Megan reveals how she summoned her mommy powers to finagle an international plane ticket to make it home during some epic flight delays. Meanwhile Colton’s prowess for parental scheduling is powerless against the kryptonite that is his kids refusal to cooperate! And everyone agrees that it doesn’t matter how much “love” you put into cooking family dinner because, let’s be honest, most of it will end up on the floor anyway.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, parents, just a heads up, that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for kids, okay? |
| 0:05.3 | Because we say the dirty words a lot. |
| 0:07.1 | We're a bunch of dirty birds. |
| 0:08.6 | So if you're with kids, you may want to save this for later. |
| 0:16.8 | Hi, I'm Colton Dunn. |
| 0:18.1 | I love my kids, but they ruin my plans. From Wondery, I'm Colton Dunn. I love my kids, but they ruin my plans. |
| 0:22.8 | From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia. |
| 0:25.1 | I'm Megan Kaylee. I'm Kurt Brown-Oller. And this is I love my kid, but... |
| 0:29.9 | Some names. That's what we look like. |
| 0:44.7 | Some names. That's... Welcome to the show, folks. This is, of course, the show that's what we look like. This is, of course, the show that you listen to so that you know that you're not alone. |
| 0:49.3 | We do love our kids, but parenting is hard. |
| 0:52.6 | Hi, everybody. Hi, Chris. |
| 0:55.3 | Good morning. |
| 0:56.0 | How are you? |
| 0:57.2 | Feeling good? |
| 0:58.0 | Feeling good? |
| 0:58.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.1 | Chris, you said you've been up since five? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.6 | That's cool. |
| 1:02.1 | Something you want to get off your chest? |
| 1:03.7 | Let's do the show. |
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