“Every Daycare Has One Kooky Lady” with Matt Braunger | 13
I Love My Kid, But...
Wondery
4.9 • 756 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
This week comedian Matt Braunger joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT…they’re happy to drop them off with complete strangers for 7 hours a day and be blissfully ignorant to what happens within the black box of day care. Megan reveals that her daycare not only knows her child’s correct diaper size, they’re also showering her husband with gifts! And Matt Braunger admits that he was a giant, crying, man-baby when he first dropped off his daughter but realized all is good when he saw they turned her into a Spanish speaking neat freak. But of course, us parents will never know what black magic really happens behind the walls of the most exclusive club on the planet because when we ask our children what they did for the past SEVEN HOURS, all we get is, “nothing.”
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, fellow parents. Just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for |
| 0:05.7 | kids. We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you might want to save this for later. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm Matt Bronger, and I love my kid, but the split second hard hard-left turn from perfect little angel to demon of vengeance, a three-year-old tantrum, I could do without it. |
| 0:28.6 | From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm Megan Gately. |
| 0:31.7 | And I'm Kurt Brown owner. |
| 0:32.9 | And this is, I love my kid, but... |
| 0:35.7 | Somers, that's what we look like. is I love my kid, but... Welcome to I Love My Kid, but... |
| 0:52.3 | It's your parenting show where you're not going to get any advice. |
| 0:57.1 | Not for nice. |
| 0:57.9 | There is no advice to be given here. |
| 0:59.5 | I'm in need of some. |
| 1:01.1 | We all really are in need of advice if you have any. |
| 1:04.3 | Maybe we should rebrand the show. |
| 1:06.5 | Please call it and help us. |
| 1:08.4 | We need advice. |
| 1:11.1 | I got a tarot cart reading this weekend. |
| 1:14.5 | And the one, you know, they're like, do you have a, there's something, do you have a question? |
| 1:18.1 | And I was like, should I have a second kid? |
| 1:19.9 | And she's like, I don't, okay, I'll shuffle the deck. |
| 1:23.5 | Wow. |
| 1:24.0 | It's like too much, you know, people want to be like, how's work? |
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