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Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about the people that drive Joey Diaz crazy, the rat Joey saw in 1968 that he can't stop thinking about, how great it was watching The Cowboys in the 70's and 80's, and much more!

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0:00.0	Yeah, this is you dog. What are you waiting on?
0:02.0	What are you going to end up with a white chick with a scadoodle dog when those ugly fucking dogs?
0:07.0	That's the ugliest dog ever made.
0:11.0	You know that?
0:12.0	Oh, yeah, I hate those dogs.
0:14.0	R all my heart.
0:15.0	Yesterday I'm on a kids football game.
0:16.0	I got two dads next to me trying to watch the game
0:19.0	and two other dads and their wives
0:21.0	trying to watch the cheerleader daughters and this
0:24.0	fucking lady you know with a scadoodle dog with mushy hair didn't even wash her
0:29.5	ass before he left with a Starbucks coffee talking to eight other idiots with Starbucks coffee, and we can't watch the fucking game with a
0:36.8	fucking scadoodle dog, you know.
0:39.0	What's a shadoodle dog?
0:40.0	What's a shadoodle dog?
0:42.0	No.
0:43.0	Dogs that to have little afros is like a big French poodle.
0:47.0	Oh, okay.
0:48.0	The fact is what I've ever seen in my life.
0:50.0	I love dogs, but that dog bothers me because I know it's the official dog of the
0:54.8	Gentile you know it's the official dog of the Gentile you know it's the official dog of
0:59.3	the Gentile god forbid you ain't got one of those of the fucking an Elon Musk car whatever
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