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🗓️ 1 October 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about having everyone in his town, from the bus boy to stray cats on the payroll, the joke Joey told that got him boo'd off stage at a benefit show for police officers, why Joey doesn't trust hypnotists, Joey makes a special announcement about his next stand up dates and more!
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0:00.0 | That's not a fucking year. |
0:02.0 | Rosh Shana's up, you know, Stars of David, the whole fucking deal, |
0:06.3 | so I don't want nobody to feel left out here. |
0:08.9 | Do Christians have a holiday like Russia, |
0:10.7 | like Russia's like Russia's China and Yom Kippur, and like like I guess it's more Yom Kippur than |
0:14.5 | Roshishana but like it's like depressing like it's like we're like saying we're like |
0:18.8 | asking for forgiveness for how terrible we were. |
0:29.2 | At the end of the day all that shit's kind of like blasey, but you can roll through the punches when you're a kid. You get beat in the head? |
0:31.6 | They beat you in the head? You in the head? |
0:33.0 | No, I'm just saying like when I was growing up Easter, |
0:36.0 | like when I was young all those years till I lived in Jersey, I think. |
0:40.0 | You had to turn the TV off on Thursday night. |
0:44.0 | Why? |
0:45.0 | TV Thursday night, no TV or radio Friday, and fucking Saturday. |
0:50.0 | You could turn it back on then Sundays Easter. |
0:52.0 | That's the way the Cubans did it |
0:54.9 | But then I told mom let's skip a do on that shit because you know she would make fish soup all week and all other types of stuff. |
1:05.2 | You know, everybody has a different way to look at their religious holidays, |
1:08.6 | you know? |
1:09.5 | I know. |
1:10.5 | Listen, I love Jews, but I heard the events of fucking boring. |
1:14.0 | They're, some of the foods, okay, like this isn't the worst. |
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