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The Check In

Joey Diaz wants to build up his tolerance again

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about his plan to earn Lee $50k by sending him to rehab, the power that anger has over you, why prison and the Army are more similar than you'd think, what someone did to Joey that made him leave a football game, and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up? I'm doing good. I'm fucking pretty high. I'm like it's just hitting me right now that I live here

0:09.4

Oh, it's going to take a few it's going to take the you get hit and head or get mugged and then you'll be on the floor.

0:14.8

Why you putting that on me? Why are you putting it?

0:17.2

It's the truth. Nobody knows they're in New York till they get mugged.

0:19.6

They get mugged. They get hit with a brick and they go, oh, I'm in New York. Wow.

0:25.0

And you know, you say, why do you put that on me?

0:29.0

Let me tell you something.

0:30.0

You get hit in the head with a brick and you're okay you get up you'll be so happy

0:34.4

about being in New York it's like that guy that got hitting the bottle of my

0:36.9

comedy show at Nyack that night he's like man is the best night of my

0:40.3

life I got hitting the head I got, I got to see Joey Deas. He looked at it from a different perspective. So, yeah, we're two different kinds of people. I'm not, that would not be the best day. I think that would be, I don't think I'd even get this stuff I bought I think I would just

0:53.5

leave if I got hidden the head with a brick so what you'd have a little turbulent on for a few weeks you

1:00.1

grow the mop is he Jewish is the Iranian what what's going out here you know what I'm saying is he Palestinian it's fun

1:07.2

Anyway, congratulations on your move. Thank you buddy. You're excited you know a lot of shit happened this week, and that's good.

1:14.8

You know, you moved, you didn't do much comedy,

1:17.6

but it gives you a couple days to sit back and watch,

1:20.9

and also it gives you more material.

1:23.6

If you're not close the four story fucking dilemma you got yourself

1:27.3

in on stage.

1:28.9

This is just, this is your closing bit on your first special.

1:34.9

This is what you're gonna become. You're not even paying attention to. It's like the man said, when opportunity knocks, you know, but you

1:40.8

ain't listening for the Knox.

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