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Minion Death Cult

I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon by using the "Snoopy system,"

and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator.

Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin Rouge

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you know, do you know what this picture's from?

0:07.0

The Ron DeSantis picture.

0:09.0

Yeah, so he's retweeting a Ron DeSantis, a photo of Ron DeSantis when he was a high school teacher at like a private academy,

0:19.1

allegedly partying with three of his students who had not graduated

0:24.7

yet.

0:26.0

And he was 23 at the time, so pretty young.

0:30.2

But one of these young, possibly underage girls is holding a beer in the photo, too.

0:40.6

So it's like a party.

0:41.7

It's like a house party.

0:43.7

And I was reading a story.

0:46.8

I had to go, this is a story that broke in like 2021.

0:50.4

So I was reading an article from 2021 about it.

0:53.5

And they were like, this man does appear to be

0:57.7

Ron Dysantis and they included a photo of his his faculty photo.

1:04.9

It was like the way they described it was a man appearing to have Ron DeSantis's face and his signature

1:12.5

bowl cut and I was like what? Bull cut? It's like worse than a bowl cut. It looks like he has a

1:21.0

it looks like he has a wig on. It looks like he has a hairpiece on.

1:28.3

It's bangs.

1:29.5

It's straight up bangs.

1:32.0

Like, it's funny because, like, you know,

1:35.4

bowl cut, because you can't see the sides or the back,

1:36.6

so I don't know how bull cut is,

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