Balloon War Time
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
This week the Miami PD debuts a Black History Month Police Cruiser. Even the liberals aren't enjoying this, and the right just got 25° more racist.
Also: a nation calls for war with China after a balloon drifts accross the US mainland, as a Pentagon spokesperson solemnly swears that it's a spy balloon and not just a normal weather balloon.
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Music:
KRS-One - Sound of da Police
Alpha Mist - BC
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show |
| 0:22.5 | exactly what it looks like when they're all of those. All right. All right, I'm Alexander |
| 0:35.7 | Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:37.8 | And we are Minion Death Cult. |
| 0:39.2 | The world is ending. |
| 0:40.8 | A terrifying Chinese spy balloon is responsible. |
| 0:44.8 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:46.9 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:47.9 | Thank you for tuning in. |
| 0:48.9 | We have a spectacularly jam-packed episode for everyone today. |
| 0:53.7 | So I'm going to jump right in. It is, of course, |
| 0:56.2 | Black History Month. All 28 days, baby. Yeah. You know what that means? Some of the most insane displays |
| 1:04.2 | of hollow pandering, you never could have possibly imagined. Move over Nancy Pelosi kneeling in Kente cloth |
| 1:13.0 | because the city of Miami, |
| 1:15.5 | specifically the Miami Police Department, |
| 1:18.5 | has unveiled the Black History Month police cruiser. |
| 1:24.4 | It's unreal, man. |
| 1:27.5 | It's everything. It's everything. |
| 1:30.4 | It's everything like on it. |
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