You'd say a slur for $7.50
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
This week: if an empire were dying and its last wish was to say a slur, would it still be racist? We explore a unique ethical dillema for our time.
Plus: a union-busting restaurant lobby convenes to lamement the success of recent organizing efforts, share "the risks of letting your employees wear BLM masks," and anti-union lawyers share stories of getting owned by their pro-labor children
Finally: 300 students walk out of an Alabama high school after the administration allegedly warns against including pre-1970 events in their Black History Month student program
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Music:
Grinderman - When My Love Comes Down
GRLwood - I Hate My Mom
De La Soul - Stakes Is High
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Before we start the show, something's different about you, Tony. Did you slice off one of your thumbprints? |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah, I'm trying to escape the colony so I can save my pregnant wife from international freelance terrorist, Mickey Rourke. |
| 0:16.0 | Whoa, that's, that is cool. They still let you do the podcast, even though your existence has been erased from society. |
| 0:23.5 | I mean, it's just a podcast. It's not like I really exist. |
| 0:28.2 | Well, if you're going to save your pregnant wife from Mickey Roart, you're going to need some help. |
| 0:31.9 | What if I, a cyber goth, gender bending arms dealer, who looks a lot like a certain Chicago Bulls forward was he a |
| 0:38.7 | forward I can't remember center center lend you a hand dot dot dot you know in case we wind up |
| 0:45.7 | riding dirt bikes through a landmine and tiger-filled Roman Coliseum I thought you'd never ask |
| 0:53.8 | Doesn't that sound like an amazing adventure? |
| 0:56.0 | Well, you can own a piece of it |
| 0:58.1 | with our brand new t-shirt inspired by the Jean-Claude Van Damme, |
| 1:01.8 | Dennis Rodman, Buddy Terrorist movie, Double Team. |
| 1:05.6 | The Natural Cotton USA Made shirt features artwork by Monica Potter |
| 1:09.8 | and Tony Boswell and a brand new catchphrase. |
| 1:12.6 | Study the comments. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Very enlightening. |
| 1:17.6 | Pre-order now at MinionDethcult.com, where we also have a new run of real tree camo hats. |
| 1:22.6 | The browner ones this time. This time, they're browner. Uh, it's cool. It looks like dried leaves. |
| 1:29.8 | It's beautiful. Also, stickers with the Minion Death Cold double team logo. Uh, the return of our |
| 1:37.2 | beautiful uncut gems, uncut minions stickers drawn by Jake Miller, who did the original artwork |
| 1:44.1 | for the podcast back in the day. |
| 1:45.6 | Shout out Jake. |
| 1:46.7 | So outsmart the CIA, save your newborn baby. |
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