“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan. Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships. I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.4	Hey, what's up man?
0:05.1	Is this Wile?
0:06.4	Yeah, who is this?
0:08.4	This is Elder Smith.
0:09.8	Elder Smith.
0:11.0	That's how man.
0:12.0	What's up? Oh my gosh, it's crazy. Well, um, I'm about to leave on my mission.
0:21.0	Yeah, man, you sent me a text, you said, I'm a Mormon, I'm 18 years old, I'm about to leave on a mission for two years.
0:30.0	It said you're about to leave for two years.
0:32.0	Yes, that's how long you go out. It said your vice to leave for two years.
0:35.0	Yes, that's how long you go out for.
0:45.2	So for those who don't know, I guess, the mission is like like well everything I know about about Mormonism there's the book of Mormon the South Park play I went to you so I
0:51.4	did a show there and everyone there was Mormon and people had really Mormon
0:55.3	lots of Mormon stories to talk about.
0:59.8	Tell me, tell me about this mission.
1:02.4	Well, it's kind of a, I don't know, will you ever ran into missionaries before?
1:09.0	Like I guess if you see in the Book of Mormon play, like, were the guys that knock on the doors and want to talk about the Book of Mormon and stuff, right?
1:19.0	Yeah.
1:20.0	But, I don't know, it's just, fun so I'm from Utah and so all my friends are
1:26.4	Mormon. It's kind of different. It's like a joke where there's like a Mormon
1:30.5	and there's like Utah Mormons because everybody here is Mormon and so well we actually don't go by Mormon
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