“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at. There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	from Zimblanity.
0:02.0	Hey, what's up?
0:04.0	Hello?
0:05.0	Hi.
0:06.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:09.0	Who is this?
0:10.0	Uh, this is uh, Zimblanity.
0:14.0	Zimblanity.
0:16.0	uh, have we spoken before?
0:18.0	Zimlanity? No, this is my first time.
0:20.0	What's up, Zimblanity?
0:22.0	What's going on with you? I, uh, I don't really know. I, I do wonder to myself why I have such an aversion to therapy that it's easier to call in to a lizard.
0:37.0	Okay, and in that wondering as to why you have such an aversion to therapy that you call a lizard,
0:46.4	what sorts of observations have you made or conclusions have you inched towards?
0:54.0	I think it's just anxiety, you know,
1:00.0	but I don't know how to fix it and I'm hoping that maybe you could do that for me
1:05.7	I cannot I can't promise I can do anything for you but I will try I will talk with you about it
1:15.8	What are you anxious about?
1:18.8	Uh, I mean everything I'm like shaking on this phone call right now. Okay. That makes me nervous. Don't know a lot.
1:31.6	Hmm. How old are you?
1:34.8	I'm 30. Okay.
1:37.2	If you have you...
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