Hello, this is therapy gecko.

Yeah, who is this?

This is Kirby.

How you doing Kirby?

Pretty good, I'm at work.

Uh, what's, what's going on with you? How's life?

Pretty good so far.

What, uh, how can I get you today, Kirby?

Is there anything in particular you wanted to talk about?

I have had some interesting jobs, and I guess you can decide which one sounds more interesting

and I'll tell you about it.

All right, sure. What,, would tell me about these jobs?

So my previous job, I worked at an animal testing facility for medical devices and I really didn't like it but it was kind of wild.

But now I am a health inspector and I like go to restaurants and like tell them to throw away their gross food and stuff.

You got a lot of free you know what is an episode of Spongebob with the health

inspector where he goes in and they give him everything on the menu.

Yeah, I don't. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. I can't really I don't ever eat the food because you know they

might actually kill me sometime.

Why would they do that?

Well no like the food is so disgusting.

Oh, how many how many restaurants have you personally shut down?

Um, I did shut down one because they had a

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