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Ask Iliza Anything

I Have Diarrhea Tomorrow

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Iliza has the perfect excuse to get out of doing anything and harbors no ill will toward a baby named Colton.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:32.8

I can't, I can't describe, but it's hard for me to fully convey the feeling of being

0:39.7

Jewish during Christmas. Like we just went to Rolling Green, which is this really cool

0:46.1

Garden Home Decor, Plantory, Nursery. There's a couple of them in LA and every season they

0:53.1

have beautiful stuff, but we went, I don't know if this is peak commercial capitalism, but

0:58.7

we went to like a nice shopping area. I got a chai, so did Noah, so did his mom, and

1:05.7

we just walked around like high-end shops middle to high-end and just like looked at the decorations

1:11.8

for sale. And it's very like look but don't touch.

1:15.7

Did you know how expensive ornaments are? Individual nice ornaments, like not a set. I was

1:21.1

looking and if you want one like cool ornament, it's like $35. So like the Hallmark collection,

1:26.3

it was like excuse me. I mean I bought a wreath of moss last year that was like $98. Things

1:33.9

are, and also this is, this might be a very Jewish way to look at it, but I bought a fake

1:39.1

Magnolia Garland last year thinking I'll put it up for Thanksgiving, I'll put it up for

1:43.6

the holidays, I'll take it down and you can really leave it up all year. I just decorate

1:47.6

it and I think the price went up from last year because I checked when I saw it again

1:51.7

today and I felt good that I got in when it was a little less than $600.

1:56.9

I mean I saw a tweet that was like, it was just like Santa Bullock and while you were sleeping

2:02.9

and she's like, I spent $45 on a Christmas tree and the person's like, I wish I only spent

2:07.4

$45 on a Christmas tree. What a dream. I mean I don't know how much Christmas trees are,

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