“I HAVE 7 KIDS”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Watch your step. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast you should definitely come out
0:34.4	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them before they are sold out
0:42.1	That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey, and I hope to see you there.
0:56.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.6	Hello?
0:58.6	Who is this?
0:59.6	This is Shadow.
1:00.8	Oh, hi Shadow.
1:02.0	I said that like the Sonic The Hedgehog. You ever played the Sonic the Hedgehog games?
1:07.0	Oh, hey Shadow. I haven't, but my kids do and my nephews do and nephews do.
1:16.0	Well, well, well.
1:18.0	What's going on, Shadow?
1:20.0	How can I get you today?
1:23.0	Well, first I want to tell you I'm 47 years old and I'm a mom of 7 and one of my oldest son turned me on to you and now I am obsessed. I listen to you almost every
1:36.8	day. I go back to the older shows I listen to you when I fall asleep you are
1:42.1	you're you're better than Frazier any day if you know that right?
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