"I HATE MY NAME"

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast you should definitely come out
0:34.4	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them before they are sold out
0:42.1	That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey and I hope to see you there.
0:56.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.6	Hello?
0:58.6	Hello? How are you?
0:59.8	Is this loyal?
1:01.6	Uh, no. No.
1:05.0	Who is this?
1:06.0	May I ask?
1:08.0	Um,
1:09.0	Will Smith.
1:12.0	It says here, it says here that your name is Will Smith. It says here, it says here that your name is Will Smith. It says here that
1:17.0	is my legal name. That is your legal name. And it says that you feel like you're becoming a caricature of yourself?
1:26.0	Yes, I really do feel like I am.
1:28.2	Okay, tell me about that.
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