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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, gerbels, cats, dogs, if you got a ferret and you're getting freaky,

live your best life. Welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

It's your host Heather McMahon and we're in week 735 of the quarantine locked up MSNBC raw style.

I'm excited to bring on my guest here in just a second Jackie Shimmel, who just a dear friend of mine,

truly like in the grand scheme and sense of like what it is to have friends and quote-unquote

the business. This is just a down aspect too. I love to go with and I feel like my emotions

through quarantine went from the first two weeks very panicky scared. Third week just angry.

It's very much so like grieving. Fourth week I want to eat as much as I can get my fucking hands on.

Fifth week we're back down to a kind of like a weird depression downward spiral.

Now I'm up in my sixth week and truly I'm at a Jackie Shimmel level which is I don't give a fuck.

I'm sassy. I've observed a lot of things about myself, about my friends and enemies on the

internet and I just I think we got to talk about those things because there's a lot of stuff going

on and I can't handle it. You know and next week I'll probably get back to exhaustion.

Then the eighth week will be denial again. I'll be in some sort of weird downward spiral on

conspiracy theories and then hopefully by the ninth week we're out of here if not you know it's

back to eating really and truly in any time I've had a grieving situation it really just kind of

bounces back and forth between a food shovel as much as I can in my mouth and then back to

maybe a little horniness. It's unclear. It's unfrigging clear. I want to thank you guys for

tuning in. I want to thank y'all for sending me encouraging messages and I hope that us being

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