A Little Bit of CRAZY!
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whats been happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just because we are in quarantine doesn't mean people aren't still trying to find the one, or just send penis pics, and she is here to get the scoop from the opposite sex. Her dear friend and former elementary flame, Tommy Bardis is here to break down from the dude's perspective what is happening during this beyond awkward time to date. They will giggle, They will cry, they will be triggered with emotion, but hey, its a lot of Absolutely Yes on this episode!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a DR Media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, cool cats and kittens, |
| 0:20.0 | gerbils, ferrets, and hey, you're crazy at Linda. It's another episode of the |
| 0:24.5 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon and I am thrilled to be here. |
| 0:29.6 | You know, I decided for this episode, I wanted to switch things up a little bit. |
| 0:33.3 | I'm going to get back to the voicemail soon and I felt like |
| 0:37.1 | something had really been weighing on my heart physically, |
| 0:40.1 | metaphorically, emotionally, spiritually. You know, I'm in this little |
| 0:44.8 | text group right now with my girlfriends from my group Hi Capapasta. |
| 0:48.8 | If you didn't know, we all went on a little trip together. |
| 0:51.2 | There's some dear friends of mine. And you know, I get, I hear my phone, |
| 0:55.4 | bring, bring, ting, ting, ting, ting, blowing up all day. |
| 0:58.4 | And sometimes I can't catch up to all the messages because, you know, I'm trying to |
| 1:02.3 | do mouth to mouth with my new puppy out there going for a slow jog. And when I say slow jog, I mean, |
| 1:08.6 | I'm just really doing zoomies in the backyard with the popsicle in my hand. |
| 1:12.8 | Do you know what I'm saying? Let's be honest about that. This whole quarantine |
| 1:16.3 | life, I've just been doing zoomies like a fucking shitsoo. Just zoomin. |
| 1:22.0 | You don't know what zoomies are. It's when a dog just goes a hundred miles an hour in a circle. |
| 1:27.1 | You know, they might like go up on the couch, down off the couch under the coffee table and just |
| 1:30.8 | do a circuit. Kind of like a formula F1 situation. Side note, real quick, if you're not watching F1, |
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