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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast,

come and deal live, yet again for my mom's basement.

I'm sitting in a pair of pajamas. It's about one o'clock in the afternoon.

I've got that nice sweet taint sweat from where you know your pajamas shorts that are probably made

out of flammable material. They just get sucked into the leather couch that you've had in your

basement since I don't know 87. That's where I'm at emotionally. Oh God, I'll tell you what,

quarantine hasn't been good for my skin, hair nails, but my voice she's coming back.

Listen, I hope everyone is staying home, staying healthy, staying safe. I'm going to get to a bunch

of the voice mails on this episode. And I want you to know I went through them and I've been giggling

my ass off and some of them are just ridiculous and some of them just touched me, made me cry,

all of the things. I'm going to try and bring you a plethora of options today. I want to say thank

you for keeping me encouraged. Listen, this is a one woman operation over here. You know, I've said

this. We have to be very strategic and careful about what we're putting in our brains, what we're

consuming in our hearts and our bodies, you know, mostly it should be cheesets, alcohol and real

housewives. Dumb, very basic level things should we be consuming right now. I say that because

if you've heard on some of the other episodes, I said, for me and my mental health, I had to turn

off the news. I know at this point, I'm doing everything that I can in my power, doing social

distancing, staying safe, masking the hell up, sharing when I come home for the grocery store,

lie-solving everything down, like trying to go out as absolutely little as possible only for

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