Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) ERNEST (6:18) Ryman (25:30) Things have changed (41:44) Old "friends" (1:01:10) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/30 Abilene, TX 12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ 12/7 San Antonio, TX 12/8 Austin, TX 12/9 Beaumont, TX 12/10 Baton Rouge, LA 1/18 North Charleston, SC 1/19 Columbia, SC 1/20 Wilmington, NC 1/27 Nashville, TN 2/2 Greenville, SC 2/3 Knoxville, TN 2/4 Huntsville, AL 2/9 Amarillo, TX 2/10 Wichita Falls, TX 2/11 Lubbock, TX 2/16 Munhall, PA 2/17 Zanesville, OH 2/18 Cleveland, OH ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at [email protected] FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) BEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout. MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10% PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Oh, Thanksgiving episode. Let me think. What are people doing right now? They're on the way.
0:28.0	So if you're listening, it's a Wednesday, if you're watching it's, it's Turkey Day.
0:32.0	No one's watch, they're going to have to catch it on
0:34.0	the weekend. Most likely. If they're on the way to Thanksgiving yes. We'll give you a
0:38.0	pep talk. Yeah. I've them up. Listen okay here's what you're going to do.
0:42.0	You need to introduce yourself, say what are you Israel or Hamas?
0:48.5	I think you start there. For sure. Then you go, is it going to be Trump Biden?
0:53.4	Yep. What side are you on?
0:55.1	Yep.
0:56.1	And then who's gotten their booster?
0:58.1	There you go.
0:59.1	I think that's what you start with.
1:00.1	That's the trifecta is your triple crime.
1:01.6	Yeah. They're on their your triple crime. Yeah.
1:02.6	They're on their way right now.
1:03.1	Yep.
1:04.1	Let's see where are we coming to Abilene, Texas next weekend?
1:08.6	Phoenix, Arizona are going to be out there for sold-out shows.
1:11.8	San Antonio, Austin, Beaumont, Texas.
1:14.6	I think all those are sold out.
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