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Net Positive with John Crist

I Got A Thing…

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9931 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Transcript

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0:00.0

Me and my girlfriend were having a serious discussion, not light-hearted, and she hits me with the most

0:08.2

diabolical move any man, the most terrifying move any man could think of closes her eyes and goes,

0:15.4

fine, what color are my eyes?

0:16.8

Oh, yikes, John. Let's see if I got it in the headphones.

0:29.0

From falling in love, oh me too.

0:31.0

Do you know what down a little bit?

0:33.0

Dude, you know what I just realized?

0:35.0

Because we just did what we just did, are we going?

0:37.0

Are you turned me down on the headphones?

0:40.0

You just did that to start like a rapper?

0:42.0

Yeah. That's kind of cool. Dude, that was the rapper yeah okay that's kind of cool

0:43.4

dude that was that was the original get ready with me while I

0:49.6

because oh dude no listen because they're like I I'm like, I just sat down, like, I gotta go to, I'm on the way to Miami, like turn me up real quick, like, you're just gonna deliver this bar from like, Jay-Z is about deliver the blueprint and the curse the best rap album of all time.

1:07.3

Yeah. And he's like, hold on, like turn this up as if I'm doing other stuff.

1:12.0

It's the rappers get ready with me that's incredible.

1:14.6

Because girls are on Tik-Tock now being like get ready with me while I tell you who I'm

1:18.9

voting for and they're like I'm I'll give you this my opinions but I'm doing other important stuff.

1:27.0

I'm on the way.

1:29.0

It's like diminishing the current situation because you're like I'm doing so many more important things

1:34.5

that I I mean I did it this week with a video I want that the what SEC

1:42.4

schools or what denominations.

1:43.8

Yes.

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