Secret Yarmulke

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	Tell me how we should feel about the Jeep owners and the rubber duckies. Go Jackets! Let's go!
0:15.0	Let's go!
0:18.0	Hey, listen, sports has been a tough.
0:20.4	Sports has been a hot topic these days.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:22.8	And jackets were on top.
0:24.0	My, I went to, my dad used to be the chaplain
0:26.6	for the Georgia Tech.
0:28.8	And three of my brothers went there.
0:30.5	I didn't get accepted, but sorry to hear.
0:32.3	We don't have to bring that up now
0:33.2	positive baby episode 121 rum malup you know that song by you know that song yeah
0:40.1	151 rum because 151 rum with the guy that's a that's thing what's a technology tech nine yes the red kingdom yes
0:47.8	about Kansas City. Yep where was he in tech nine was in he's like a was in the real world or something like that was he
0:55.2	tech 9 I just know him to be the crazy rapper yeah that's like you saying
0:59.8	that's like Easton saying dude later the cable guy from made her from cars
1:03.2	you're like no dude no way tech nine was on a reality show yes dude tech nine I
1:08.9	think he was on the real world or something like that's how I found out about him.
1:15.0	Tech 9? I like Tech 9. Where is he from?
1:18.0	If he was he wiped it from the internet.
1:20.0	No, no, hey we don't have to start out with the fact checks this early.
1:24.0	Shout out though to the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. Big dub overseas.
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