168 - A Fan Snuck Backstage & More Tour Confessions
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
This week we’re sharing the wild travel diaries from Zachariah’s Big Back Behavior Tour. From Phoenix, Arizona to Los Angeles, El Cajon, and Seattle. We kick things off in Phoenix with an unexpected obsession: Circle K?! Ummm ever heard of her?? Don't worry, Jonathan took the world's worst pictures on his new digital camera. In LA, we stayed in Beverly Hills, drove by the Playboy Mansion, and hit the road from LA to El Cajon!! Then things took a serious turn in Seattle when a fan broke into our green room. PLEASE DO NOT EVER DO THAT! Heightened security measures are now in action. As if that wasn’t enough, we got slammed by a winter storm, lost heat at home, and survived a San Diego to Boston flight that made an emergency landing in Philadelphia. Woof. It's a lot and we're getting into it all.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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➜ “Oscar Mayer’s Wienermobile Race Is Coming Back to the Indy 500.” AP News, 26 Jan. 2026.
➜ Nazzaro, Tim. “‘Difficult Decision’: Campbell’s to Close Iconic Cape Cod Chip Plant in Hyannis.” WCVB, 30 Jan. 2026.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.7 | This is camp counselors. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:32.5 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:34.7 | It is week 168 here at Cam. |
| 0:38.9 | And we are back from the first part of tour. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, there is so much travel, so many shows that are going to happen so fast and furious. |
| 0:53.4 | So we're going to be talking about this a lot because along with doing these incredible shows |
| 0:58.4 | in front of every incredible camper who comes in sports and laughs and loves us, thank you |
| 1:03.6 | so much. |
| 1:04.1 | There's a lot of places we've never been or places where we're revisiting and just like it's 19 shows |
| 1:09.5 | this year until April, which crazy it's like that's |
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