I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner (Preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome?
What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned?
What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system?
What if the real pandemic were tipping?
These questions definitively answered on today's episode
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| 0:00.0 | Speaking of pandemics, sweeping the nation, there is one widespread mania, like a sickness of sorts, gripping the nation, going unreported on. And of course, I'm talking about, this mania I'm |
| 0:23.7 | talking about is tipping mania. Tipping, I've been hearing about tipping mania. Wow. So you've been |
| 0:31.3 | listening to the truth tellers that Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson people uh Matt Taibi reporting doing a 50 long |
| 0:40.8 | tweet thread on tipping mania that you won't read about in MSNBC well I only heard about it |
| 0:46.7 | because I subscribe to all their bonus content oh cool so I pay them extra money on top of what |
| 0:54.0 | they already you know they're receiving for myself extra So I pay them extra money on top of what they already, you know, they're receiving for myself. |
| 0:57.0 | Extra money. |
| 0:57.5 | I pay them that to see that information. |
| 0:59.6 | So yeah, I did see that. |
| 1:00.3 | How dare you, Tony, compare what they do to simple wait service or, uh, what else do you to delivering, delivering packages, which is, which is yes more and more people are tipping |
| 1:14.7 | their delivery driver this is crazy have you heard about this everybody is doing it it's the coolest |
| 1:19.2 | thing now tipping your have you heard about this specifically uPS guys i guess you're and gals |
| 1:25.7 | you know i think you're supposed to tip them now. It's weird. |
| 1:28.4 | But, uh, hey, that's, it is what it is, you know, it's the world we live in. |
| 1:33.2 | I've heard the people are getting canceled for not tipping the UPS guys and gals. |
| 1:37.2 | It's crazy out there and we don't support the cancellation, but, you know, the canceling is a devastating thing. And, you know, if you have to avoid it, you have to go along and get along. I perfectly understand. Yeah, I get it. We're not going to judge you either way. So this is from the Seattle Times. I saw this sort of in my local area. Seattle Times, notoriously shitty newspaper. |
| 2:04.0 | I think there's one good guy. |
| 2:05.6 | There's at least one good guy in the Seattle Times who's like a pro-union guy. |
| 2:10.1 | I don't know if we talked about this. |
| 2:13.5 | So one of the old folks homes I deliver to, there's this sweet lady that receives all the packages. |
| 2:20.3 | She's very like type A, very meticulous and very like on top of everything. |
| 2:26.1 | So I could see how she might be a tough person to work with. |
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