The Last Boy Scout (Preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Today we’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT
A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy.
Cast aside by the country he saved and betrayed by his adulterous wife, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB Jimmy (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player's girlfriend and expose the sicko Senator and NFL owner responsible.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, so that's the opening, the infamous opening scene of the last Boy Scout. |
| 0:10.0 | And I finally watched the movie and it is just from top to bottom something else. |
| 0:17.0 | Let me pull up my notes here. |
| 0:19.0 | Well, I mean, it has to be because like I said, when you asked me if I had seen, I said, oh yeah, I remember. |
| 0:23.6 | I remember the infamous scene. |
| 0:25.6 | And I just assumed that that was the culmination of the movie. |
| 0:29.6 | The only way you can explain what you're witnessing is through an entire movie. |
| 0:33.6 | It's not even- |
| 0:34.6 | But no, that's the first scene. |
| 0:36.6 | It's not even like the inciting incident. |
| 0:39.9 | It has almost nothing to do with the plot. |
| 0:42.7 | It's like tangentially related to the plot because the plot is about football gambling and |
| 0:47.1 | just the people who were gambling pushed this guy so far that he brought a gun onto the |
| 0:52.3 | field. |
| 0:53.3 | But like the movie isn't about avenging that guy or |
| 0:56.2 | clearing his name or anything. It's just about the gambling. This is just how bad the gambling is. |
| 1:01.3 | That's that's all this scene represents. Right. We don't even hear about this again. He just references |
| 1:07.9 | it when the owner is talking about how there's no more heroes left in football. |
| 1:12.6 | Everybody wants a million dollar contract or else they're going to shoot everybody else on the field. |
| 1:17.6 | And this is what I want to say, this is the first and what are many instances of improper gun ownership. |
| 1:26.6 | This is one of many unsafe firearms practices that we see in the movie. |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah, you can't do that. |
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