Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs??
Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in
And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are using frozen tomato paste to mimic menstruation. We debunk the laughable claim by tracing it to its source.
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border all right all right |
| 0:35.0 | I'm Alexander Edward and I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:39.2 | And we are Minion Death Cult. |
| 0:40.9 | The world is ending. |
| 0:46.8 | People who think they're too good to live in dumpsters are responsible. |
| 0:48.9 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:50.6 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:52.1 | Thank you for tuning into the show. |
| 0:55.3 | We have a jam-packed episode this week. |
| 1:15.6 | So why don't we just dive right in here? In a shocking turn of events, the founder of a based alpha gun-themed coffee company is accused of sexually debasing his employees. Weird. Didn't, didn't see that coming at all. Yeah, we're talking about black rifle coffee company, uh, who, uh, has had a lawsuit filed against |
| 1:22.6 | them by a former, uh, high up employee, uh, who's like their HR manager, helping like develop their medical plan, |
| 1:32.8 | which we'll get into in this story. Yeah, who would have thought? I mean, just, you know, |
| 1:38.9 | a few guys whose entire sense of humor, identity, sense of masculinity was based on like, |
| 1:47.0 | unconsensual domination of the other. |
| 1:51.0 | What? |
| 1:52.0 | They're doing sex crimes to their employees? |
| 1:55.0 | Wait, they're like actually doing this? |
| 1:57.0 | This isn't just like a funny tweet that they're making? |
| 2:00.0 | Like they're doing like they're they're |
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