I F**king Hate to Meditate but I Need to Calm Down. Any Recs!? feat. Karen Kilgariff

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jordan and Michelle welcome comedian, podcast host, writer, singer, dog mom, and, oh yeah—THEIR BOSS, Karen Kilgariff. Michelle spells out her resolutions, declaring 2023 as the year of Twenty-Twenty-Me, Jordan reminisces on past family gatherings, lamenting the elusiveness of the Cha Cha Slide, and Karen joins from Petaluma, reporting on the current decor of her childhood bedroom while in the middle of The Bomb Cyclone!!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.6	I want more Lisa Bonnet energy.
0:08.8	I just want to float in Farm Rio with really well-conditioned hair and just like always have
0:16.6	something good to say and be like, yeah, I'll give up caffeine and meat for a week.
0:21.6	I don't need it.
0:22.4	You know what I mean?
0:23.1	Yeah.
0:23.5	Oh.
0:23.7	I don't want to worry about who's going to eat the last chicken wing because I want to eat
0:27.8	it.
0:28.2	I just want to be like, whatever, dude. Yo!
0:46.6	What's up, everybody?
0:47.7	Welcome to Adalting.
0:48.5	I'm Michelle Bout.
0:49.6	I'm Jordan Carlos.
0:50.8	2023.
0:51.6	This is happening.
0:53.0	It's happening.
0:53.9	The resolution is 2020 me.
0:56.0	You know what I mean?
0:56.5	Ooh, wow.
0:57.7	I started off with a massage, lots of massages, a spa day.
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