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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Are Boots and Shorts An Acceptable Combo? feat. Chi Ossé

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Michelle and Jordan welcome NYC Councilmember, Chi Ossé, live on stage at the Bell House! Jordan shares his secret to besting a random teen bold enough to challenge him to a lap around the track (the fool!), Michelle encourages listeners to hear her story of Whitney Houston (her dog, of course) before making any adoption decisions, and Councilmember Ossé brings that town hall energy, continuing his redemption arc after losing class president three times.

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:03.1

This is exactly right. Michelle. Is it? Music's all horrendous. Wow.

0:22.6

What are you, Bobby McFerrin?

0:44.4

Like, what's the end goal here, friends? I think I am probably one of the more punchable people while walking down the street

0:45.4

because I either whistle or sing

0:48.5

or I snap my fingers.

0:50.7

That's too much, right?

0:51.6

It is a lot.

0:52.4

I feel like me and Baron Von should never hang out.

0:56.3

Barron Vaughn's a hilarious comedian who beep-ops a lot and like, I would love to play you guys

1:02.3

one of his voice messages because he just sings. He's like, hello, Budo, it's you, you don't know.

1:07.8

And I'm like, what? We had to share a hotel room one time years ago when we did the college

1:12.5

circuit and there was toothpaste

1:14.2

all over the bathroom

1:16.6

because he's definitely B-boxing

1:18.7

while he's brushing his teeth I was like

1:20.4

Barron

1:20.8

but he's got two wonderful kids now

1:24.7

and I'm sure he's like the most fun

1:26.7

dad to read a book at night.

1:28.2

Because for me, I start editing the book and these kids know what the book is now. They're like, no, no, you skip the page. You can't skip a few pages in the book. What you talk about? I got shit to do, Jordan. I got shit to do, okay? Okay, you skip pages? Yeah. Like what? Like, what book? like curious George.

1:24.4

I mean, maybe Ada.

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