I Want to Host More Parties, but I Don't Know How to Cook... Any Hacks?? feat. Travon Free

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This go around, Michelle and Jordan are Adulting their way through elevated dining with EOP (Emmy, Oscar, and Peabody!!) Travon Free. Travon explains why, even in the finest restaurants, big feelings stand in the way of him enjoying succulent octopus, Jordan shares the secret to finding good-ass brisket, and Michelle offers well-seasoned advice to a listener who can't cook but whose heart is in hosting.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.5	I master my morning.
0:08.0	I master my day.
0:09.0	Oh, I thought you're going to say masturbate.
0:10.5	I was like, bitch, I don't have to know.
0:14.0	I wake up at 5 a.m. to masturbate.
0:16.7	I was like, you do what you got to do, bitch.
0:20.8	I said, what in the farm hand is going on?
0:23.4	It's the only time I have to do it.
0:25.9	What happens when we spring forward now?
0:28.2	This is too much. Hi, you guys, welcome to adulting.
0:47.1	I'm Jordan Carlos.
0:49.6	I'm Michelle Bousseau.
0:51.4	It is the upside down.
0:52.9	It's the upside down. It's the upside down.
0:54.5	Welcome to Stranger Things season 18.
0:57.5	Let's go.
0:58.4	We're both in patterned sweatshirts, and I think we just went through a void in the matrix.
1:03.4	But anyway, yes, Michelle, I'm so glad that we're doing this.
1:08.3	This is like one of our first recordings of 2023.
1:12.3	And I just like,
1:15.7	I just want to have a good year and I want to have a good year with you, friend. And it's means so much to me that we can be doing this. When did we start this? We started this as a live show in
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