Montessori's Revenge: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Sabrina Carpenter strips down for Kim Kardashian's new Skims campaign (Page Six) (23:38)
Beyonce thanks her 'rock' Jay-Z and their '3 beautiful children' in iHeartRadio Music Awards 2024 speech (Page Six) (32:55)
Shakira says her tween sons 'absolutely hated' the 'Barbie' movie (Page Six) (39:48)
Angie Harmon Says Instacart Driver Shot and Killed Her Dog During Delivery (PEOPLE) (47:32)
Taylor Swift is declared a BILLIONAIRE by Forbes as she joins the list for the first time following Eras Tour success (Daily Mail) (50:43)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toes and happy Tuesday.
0:06.0	I hope everybody's having a gorgeous beautiful stunning and smart day thus far.
0:09.0	I know I am because I'm just sitting here in an itchy sweater with my jacks.
0:15.0	I hope that everyone is having a great day.
0:16.6	You can all pat yourselves on the back because we made it through Monday and we made it
0:19.7	through April Fool's Day unscathed.
0:22.0	We did. I hope no one got you in such a way that you couldn't recover from.
0:27.1	Like you recovered so quickly.
0:29.2	I mean, I did a dream of Keenan and Minka Kelly dating and what joy that would bring Keenan and that made me happy and then knowing that wasn't true that was hard for me to come down from.
0:38.0	But maybe what we can do now on April 2nd is manifest these things a lot of brands like do April Fool's jokes and
0:44.9	then they realize that's actually what the people want and it kind of put things
0:48.0	into motion so maybe we could put this into motion and And the clip went a little viral.
0:53.1	Maybe Keenan will see it.
0:54.9	Maybe Minka will.
0:56.6	Maybe Minka well.
0:58.4	Maybe the Uber driver well.
1:00.6	Well, we know he will, because he and I are super, super tight.
1:03.0	Yeah, he is a toaster now.
1:05.0	We're just connected through like this time space continuum.
1:08.0	Like, it will always come back to me for him, and for me, it will always come back to him.
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