Hot people.

Hey, so what do you want to watch?

Netflix or HBO Max?

Wait, before we start, I wanted to ask you for some advice.

Okay, about what?

About an argument I had with Sarah. Oh, you always need some advice about Sarah.

What is it? Well, I mean, yeah, you're my best friend. I need relationship advice. Okay, go ahead.

So Sarah stole my credit card last week, right? And she racked up like a hundred thousand dollars worth of

charges. What in the

Tinder swindler? Did you break up with her? Why would I break up with her? It was a mistake.

A mistake? Yeah, I mean, she grabbed my card instead of her card. It was a careless accident.

Well, what the hell did she buy? A Tesla? I mean, she bought like a few Gucci Louis Pradas, you know,

she paid her mom's credit card bill and I think she got a flight to Barbados or maybe it was

Dubai. Hold up, hold up. She grabbed the wrong card more than one time. It was an accident,

Marissa, okay? She grabbed it like 15 times. I don't know. She said our cards feel the

same. You know what, Tyrone? I've been wanting to tell you something. You deserve way better than

Sarah. We're best friends. And I think we can make a great couple. Who? You and me? Yeah. Why is that so funny? Marissa, come on now, you know I don't date black girls?

Well, I'm half black, half Asian. Now, you know I don't date Asian girls either. And you're plus size. I do not date plus size women. I just lost 30 pounds. Well, you have short hair. I like women with long hair.

I can get a weave. And you got big tits. I like flat-chested women. You know that. Well, I can get a

breast reduction. I was already thinking about it. And you smart. I like my girl stupid, okay?

You dark skin. I like light-sk skin women, Marissa. And you can't

cook. How I'm gonna eat? Huh? How I'm gonna eat? You got a dog, Marissa. I like cats.

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