Hey Boss - Don't Touch My Hair!

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Kecia is fed up with her boss's microaggressions about her hair at work. Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi people.
0:02.0	Knock, knock.
0:09.0	Excuse me, have you seen Keisha?
0:13.0	This is her office, so I'm confused.
0:16.0	Kathy, I am Keisha.
0:19.0	Oh my God, Keisha, I didn't even recognize you since you changed your hair.
0:24.5	Kathy, you've been my manager for two years and the hair still trips you up, huh?
0:29.3	Yes, it does. It just amazes me how black women are able to change their hair every week. Amazing.
0:36.8	Right. Anyway, I'll have that report to you in about an hour.
0:40.1	Oh, an hour sounds good, Keisha. But hey, speaking of hours, how long did that style take? Are those locks?
0:48.5	No, Kathy. These are braids. Yes, yes, yes. Braids. I heard they take 72 hours to do. That's wild. That is so wild. Is that why you called in sick yesterday? No, I just wasn't feeling well. Anyway, they took eight hours, Kathy, not 72. Oh my God, I can never. I could never, ever, ever, ever, ever. Like, if my hair took that long,
1:13.4	I would just die. Well, I wish you would. What, what do you mean? Excuse me? I wish you would try
1:18.8	this style. It would look really great on you. It really would, Kathy. Really? Oh, gee, maybe I should
1:25.2	switch it up, sis. Are those heavy?
1:28.3	Let me just grab one.
1:29.9	Um, wow, they aren't as heavy as they look.
1:34.0	I bet you could just whip me with one of those.
1:36.0	Wachoo, wichoo!
1:37.5	Is that a whipping noise?
1:39.2	Let's not pretend my braids are whips.
1:41.2	How about that?
1:42.0	Oh, right, right, right.
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