My Boss Won't Let Me Quit My Job!

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Joy wants to quit her job but her boss doesn't want her to. How can she get out of it? Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hot people.
0:02.0	Who!
0:03.0	Woo!
0:04.0	Who!
0:06.0	Hey, boss.
0:09.0	Hey, Joy.
0:10.0	How are you?
0:11.0	I'm great.
0:12.0	I actually came in here to tell you that I'm putting in my two weeks notice.
0:17.0	What?
0:18.0	Yeah, this is my two weeks notice. Don't worry. I'll send an email later on today.
0:23.6	You're leaving us? Unfortunately, yes. But I received a really great opportunity that I could not pass up.
0:29.9	I hope you understand. Well, what's the opportunity? Excuse me? Where are you going? I don't really know if I'm
0:36.2	ready to share that just yet. How much are they
0:38.0	paying you? Um, is this a promotion or is it a lateral move? Damn! Who did you sleep with to get the job?
0:45.0	Huh? Who did you have to pop that pacif? I'm going to stop you right there. Are you serious right now?
0:50.3	You know what? Nevermind. Joy, this is really, really, really, really putting us in a bind. Okay, what about your
0:56.7	coworkers? You're leaving them with a lot of work. I will do what I can to ensure that the transition
1:02.6	is as smooth as possible, boss. Well, you know what? You know what would make this smooth? A longer
1:07.4	notice that would help, okay? I need you for at least the next six months.
1:12.0	Does that work?
1:12.8	You want me to extend my notice from two weeks to six months?
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