“I Don’t Believe In Space” New Kind Of Moron Drops
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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode:
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Wendy’s Surge Pricing?
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Kellog’s CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner
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NFL Prospect Doesn’t “Believe In Outer Space”
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the Godpot. |
| 0:02.0 | I've heard Xanax is good if you have like anxiety. |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah, I mean that's that's the use case for it. |
| 0:08.0 | But I've also heard it's like crazy addictive. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh. |
| 0:12.0 | So that's why I've never tried it even though I have bad anxiety. |
| 0:15.4 | Do you take any anti-exiety medication? |
| 0:18.4 | Uh, the ganja? Yeah, the nerve of these people. |
| 0:24.0 | They just will grab your nip and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. |
| 0:29.0 | That's making my chest twitch. |
| 0:31.0 | How far is it going to have to go before people start fighting back? |
| 0:35.8 | I guess the surge pricing on the burgers, that was the line in the sand. |
| 0:42.1 | And what are we doing for Easter? |
| 0:43.6 | Oh, I mean, I know what you're doing. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, I'm gonna go relax in the cave. |
| 0:47.2 | Getting crucified. |
| 0:48.4 | No! No, no, no! |
| 0:51.2 | No, no! No, this is why I go hide in the cave. |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, in the cave! This is the Godpod and I am the Lord thy God. I'm here today with my son and |
| 1:12.3 | and pal Jesus Christ. |
| 1:15.0 | I am the bread of life. |
| 1:17.0 | Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, |
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