God And Jesus Respond To Kid Rock On Joe Rogan

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🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week, God and Jesus respond to:

Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan
Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest
The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict
Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron
IVF Banned In Alabama
Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery
Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	But didn't she just say in the post before
0:05.0	that she hated it?
0:06.0	You see what I'm saying, Jesus?
0:08.0	You're asking them to make sense?
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	Oh, see that's your first problem.
0:13.1	Are they alleging that a subway cost that much?
0:19.6	They're saying they can't refund the money? Is the customer sure it wasn't wrapped in
0:24.6	gold? Maybe it was. Maybe there was a gold bar within the sandwich in between the
0:28.7	lettuce and the spinach. Gold subway!
0:31.8	da da da da da da da da da da. It's the subway. da da da da da da da da da da.
0:34.0	It's the subway, the subway that's wrapped in gold.
0:39.0	Stretch your arms out wide left and right just like Jesus. This is called the T-pose.
0:47.0	This is the Jesus hanging on the cross.
0:51.0	Feel that stretch. Feel the burn, and give yourself up.
0:55.0	And how about instead of the downward dog, instead of the downward dog, we have the downward
0:59.2	Jesus. Oh, we're going to fail.
1:05.0	In the open to see,
1:09.0	Hi, everybody, I'm God and this is the God pod. I'm here today with my son and friend Jesus Christ. Hi dad, hi Hi, friends, Hi, Landlord, it's nice to be back.
1:27.0	Landlord?
1:28.0	Well, yeah, I pay you rent in the palace.
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