"Gay Secrets" Straight People Don't Know

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🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

God and Jesus respond to the Oscars!

Also discussed today:

What are some “gay secrets” straight people don’t know?
Straight men, what’s the strangest thing you’ve been told not to do because "that's gay"?
God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism.
God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World
God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Stop making stupid people famous and make me famous!
0:06.0	How stupid do I have to be to be famous again, Jesus?
0:09.0	All you gotta do is fight Mike Tyson.
0:11.0	You wanna fight Mike Tyson?
0:12.0	Mm. Yeah, I didn't think... fight Mike Tyson. Tyson?
0:13.0	Yeah, I didn't think so.
0:15.0	If it means that I could be famous, I could probably take a couple punches to the jaw.
0:20.0	Maybe I should start a dating website.
0:25.0	Huh. I think that would invite a lot of trouble. I don't I don't think that would go up for you.
0:30.0	Yeah, no, it would get hacked.
0:32.8	The search results only pop up
0:37.0	how to get to know Jesus,
0:39.0	whether that's on Google or on YouTube.
0:41.5	I haven't seen a proper answer to this question.
0:45.0	See, that is your first problem.
0:46.4	If you're asking questions, you're on the road to becoming Godpot. I'm the Lord Thy God. Thanks for joining us today. I'm here today with my son Jesus Christ.
1:08.0	For my yoke is easy and my burden is light. Hello God, Matthew 1130 for you.
1:14.2	How you doing?
1:15.6	You want some eggs?
1:16.9	You have a yoke like an egg?
1:18.2	Is that where the eggs come from in Easter?
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