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Larry Miller Show

I Could Make You Cry

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life." And Larry recites "The Lover's Petition" by Emerson. LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "They were as blonde as vikings."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves free pizza. Pizza.

0:39.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.0

And boy, is it ever a beautiful day here on

0:45.8

milleronia today? It's always gorgeous and yes yes yes yes yes I know I

0:50.9

create the weather and I run the weather here but that still doesn't mean I can't say and you can't say what a beautiful day it is on

1:00.0

milleronia. It way it really is.

1:03.0

And I'm glad to be back here,

1:06.0

and so was Colonel Jeff, and in fact,

1:09.0

he just took his first ride out here in his new promotion the James Bon Jett from Goldfinger.

1:19.9

He just, you know, he deserves it and well there are many many reasons but he really does he

1:26.7

deserved that promotion and those three helicopter rides you had to take

1:31.8

there for quite a while where they get to you I guess they

1:36.1

get to mess your head up mess your body up and say oh come on already can't I get here

1:41.3

in a better way?

1:42.9

Well, yes you can.

1:44.5

And he, oh, it was a good trip.

1:46.8

He told me, oh, all sorts of great stories

1:49.4

about that trip, three of which I can't tell you.

1:53.0

But he was happy, and so was our flight attendant.

2:00.0

She's just a beautiful girl from Thailand and she's always well dressed until she gets

2:07.4

around Colonel Jeff that's all I'm going to say about that but he had a great trip out there you know what though it is it's so good to be here

2:16.7

especially coming up to the end of the year where well we have such a fantastic holiday season.

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