And Zero Mostel As Santa (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan Thicke.

On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Cry Of A Lost Soul" by John Greenleaf Whittier and talks about "The Song Of Bernadette" on Magic Movie Moment. (FYI this episode is not on OPSEC.)

http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Fall back, spring ahead and always bring a sweater."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves a big Christmas party. Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And boy, oh boy, Colonel Jeff and I were just made
0:46.0	extra happy from our theme song again because we, for the first time, Colonel Jeff
0:51.4	pointed out, the guy on symbols does a very good job. You really notice things with music that you never noticed before and so we were both giggling to beat the band, so to speak.
1:04.0	And boy, I love that theme.
1:06.7	And it's just great to be back here on Miller Ronia, by the way.
1:09.7	It's gorgeous today.
1:11.5	Yes, I know.
1:12.1	I control the weather, but it's still beautiful and worth
1:15.1	pointing out and this is a great time of year, you know, to to come back at
1:20.1	holiday time near the end of the year and well to get gifts and wrap them and to see
1:26.1	all the citizens here that I well I like very much I care about them very much and of course
1:31.2	they adore me because I am the Miller from Millaronia.
1:36.7	But you know what in all honesty folks it's a great place to be for the holidays and we have great great shows we put on plays in the park and
1:47.4	oh it's awfully nice and all the children at school put on their plays too and all the parents go because it's
1:56.3	the law but of course we all go there and I'll be honest you, that this time of year we happen to have, well, a dozen volcano sentences and trips to be made, and the
2:15.0	trips to be made and the people begin to say oh well Larry you know we'd like you hear we for all the
2:18.3	volcano executions and I said you know what they're right and it's in fact not a dozen it's a
2:25.8	Baker's dozen of volcano trips and all of them well not all let's see seven of them are to volcano number one and
2:37.1	five are to volcano number two which is well it's much worse. And you know, we decided to have, well, I decided to make it, you know,
2:48.3	the unveiling, so to speak, of Volcano Number 3 three so that 13th fella is a very loyal citizen of
2:58.8	milleronia and to be honest just on tr's, uh, he didn't do anything that bad, but well, everyone wanted to see volcano
3:08.0	number three work.
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