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Hi everyone, welcome to the Beach Bible Podcast.

I'm your host Jackie Schimell. Thank you so much for listening another week.

We're here. We're living. We're loving. We're loving.

You know, it's great for the digestive system, a death threat.

It has been a week of firsts. I had my first vaginal and anal fisting with my masseuse Tina.

We used to just kind of have a gradual graze of the butthole, like a little accidental credit card

swipe. And I've been seeing her for about a year. I see her once a week because I have self-diagnosis,

like something is wrong with my back. And I think it's these big old titties I have to carry around

all day. That's just like concaving my fucking spine and killing me.

And Tina doesn't know boundaries. There's also a slight language barrier. And you know, now we are

blanket free and orifice green lights everywhere. She literally like, she literally touches my

butthole. And I'm not even like trying to be funny. I said to Andrea yesterday because I took him

with me. And I was like, is this normal that we don't even have the barrier of like a blanket anymore?

She just, she loves my holes. And I say nothing. And so I had my first anal fisting. And I also had

a death threat last week. So we are living. We are enjoying. We are present. Happy mother fucking

holidays. Oh my god. November 1st everybody put up your fucking Christmas wreaths. Kill me. I hate

the holidays. So fucking much. And listen, don't get on me. You're so negative. Bahambug. What happened

to you as a child? Not applicable. I have a great time all year round. I don't need to ho ho ho

and put some fucking Christmas lights and have people buy me shitty gifts to feel grateful and loved

in celebratory life is a fucking holiday. Okay. You should live life like it's quan zahana

could Christmas Eve every fucking day. Let me tell you something about me. Okay. It could be 98

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