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live from London just kidding. It's 6am I just got off a flight last night. So we are living

I'm not very good at accents. I try but it all ends up either in Mexico or China. That's what I'm

good at. It just makes its way there. So hi everybody. I am fresh off a plane 12 hours on American

soil. I don't get jet lag because I'm not a pussy and I've been around the block once or twice

if you know what I mean. I had the absolute best time. I'm sorry this is late. You know I was

being unprofessional and just living my life. I had a studio set up on a Friday evening and I

decided to go get shit faced at a pub instead because that's the kind of gal I am. And I'm sorry to

my producers who are listening to this because I definitely lied and said that I had to go to the

hospital to meet Heather McMahon who had like a cis-trup sure or something. And I was planning on

doing that but I didn't. Instead I went and had beers. So I'm a professional and just a wonderful

gal. So we're here sorry for the delay but she is back. She is refreshed. She is bloated. She

hasn't shittin' for days and I'm feeling really spicy. I gotta say I fucking love London. And I'm

probably a little biased because I have lived there. It's the only place other than Los Angeles. I've

actually lived and it feels like second home and I love the people and I love the food and I love

the weather and I love everything. What I don't love is the pigeons. On the second to last day we were

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