I Can't Believe I Kissed You
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2016
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Who are you gonna believe? Me, or your lying lips?
I can’t believe I Kissed You was Improvised December 13, 2015 from a suggestion by Saskia Slottje.
Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt Cdr. Crick Watson
Eli Mandel as Rip Stiply
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch’arles Lorem
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, improvised Star Trek listeners. It's Mary Kate here. Please enjoy this bonus scene and then stick around for some hot news. |
| 0:10.4 | I want to see a scene between Crick and Corbeau called I Can't Believe I Kissed You. |
| 0:20.2 | All right, take the security footage back to 8007 hours. |
| 0:26.6 | Okay. |
| 0:28.0 | All right, and play. |
| 0:29.6 | Play. |
| 0:31.1 | Ah, there it is again. |
| 0:34.8 | All right, and we're certain this hasn't been tampered with. |
| 0:38.3 | Commander, uh, I, I can tell you, just looking at this, this, there's no way this has been tampered with. |
| 0:44.5 | All right. Uh, could, could there be a hidden message from another crewman or an alien race embedded in this video feed that expresses itself as the appearance of me kissing you? |
| 0:57.0 | I think the only hidden message in this footage, Commander, is love. |
| 1:04.0 | All right. |
| 1:05.1 | The love between two intelligent, sentient beings. |
| 1:07.7 | Okay, that's not it. |
| 1:13.4 | All right. So maybe, |
| 1:18.4 | all right, well, maybe we should do it again just to make sure that we didn't like it. |
| 1:23.9 | Okay. Ready? Yeah. Oh, wait. |
| 1:28.2 | About too much tongue. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, no. |
| 1:33.1 | What, how was that sloppy and dry at the same time? |
| 1:36.3 | I don't, I think I was dry and you were sloppy. |
| 1:37.7 | Oh, yeah, no, that sounds right. |
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