Ep 132 Insecurity Officer

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

A new security officer tries to tamp down the ships gang activity whist being Dutch.

Improvised November 22, 2015 from a suggestion by Joel Svensson via Facebook

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Cockney Bartender
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Lt. Swanson
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Dr. F’Geaux
Libby Schreiner as Lt. Sanora Darfum
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, an Ensign
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, En. Operator
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, En. Spot
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg

Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, a member of the Chicago Podcast Co-op.
0:06.8	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:14.9	Captain? Yes.
0:18.5	We have an incoming hail from a shuttle carrying our new officer.
0:21.6	Oh, great.
0:22.6	Open hailing frequency.
0:23.6	Hello!
0:24.6	Hello.
0:25.6	Hello there.
0:27.6	It's me!
0:28.6	I wasn't aware of a new officer coming on board.
0:32.6	Are you replacing our security officer?
0:34.6	That's correct!
0:35.6	Captain, I sent you that message a week ago. You did? Yes. I don't read all my messages. I'm going to be honest. Like, sometimes I just look at my inbox and I just kind of like read the subject line. And I'm like, eh, not this one, not this one. This one's spam. And a lot of stuff that comes from you is spam. Captain, this is kind of on me. After Lady Cola left, you were kind of in the dumps, if you'll recall? Totally. Do you remember being in the dumps? I remember being in the dumps. But I'm dating someone now, so it's all cool. Yeah, so anyway, you just signed off on a lot. I didn't quite forge your signature so much as I said, sign this, and you were like crying and like you just
1:11.9	signed a bunch. So you requested a new security officer. Security officer Sonora Darfam requesting
1:17.7	landing. Well, Lieutenant Darfam, dock the shuttle bay at your earliest convenience. I'm trying.
1:23.4	And report to the bridge. Captain Commander, I am so excited. Crime has been way up on the ship since Lady Cola left.
1:29.3	What did she do to stop crime before?
1:31.3	I mean, she did regular patrols.
1:33.3	She was highly intimidating.
1:35.3	Yeah.
1:36.3	Wow.
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