"I AM A VAMPIRE"

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted. Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays. Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko. NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/ LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw

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0:00.0	Hey folks, before we get into this episode, I wanted to tell you all about the brand new therapy
0:04.8	gecko merch drop that has just commenced on my website,
0:09.8	W.W.W.
0:11.6	Therapy gecko. We have P gecko.com.
0:13.0	We have all new designs for hoodies, t-shirts, and stickers just in time for the holidays.
0:20.0	And the stuff looks really cool.
0:22.0	It's very high quality. I would show it to you, but this is a podcast, so I don't really know how to do that.
0:28.0	But you can head to W.W. therapy gecko.com to see for yourself and support the show and get some very cool gecko swag that I personally guarantee you will look very beautiful in.
0:42.0	All right, let's do some calls.
0:44.0	Hello?
0:45.0	Hello.
0:46.0	Hi, what's your name?
0:47.0	Hi, my name is Sancho. I'm from Houston.
0:49.0	Sancho.
0:50.0	Sancho, nice to meet you, man.
0:52.0	What's up with you?
0:56.2	Not much.
0:56.6	I was really curious.
0:57.7	Do you, do you get your suits dry cleaned?
1:01.3	Sancho, it says here that you, okay I saw this and I wanted clarification on it okay because
1:08.7	this is gonna be this is gonna be two different kind of calls, potentially.
1:15.6	It's just here that you knowingly had sex
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